Everybody is sick around here. Not “hey, I can’t believe you said that. That’s sick!” I mean ill. Like the kind of sick that reduces Shauna’s bachelorette to her and one bridesmaid. Although I know they are having fun, that’s just dumb luck.
I was also supposed to go out “drinking” with one of my groomsmen but he called in sick as well. Even I’m trying to pretend that I’m not starting to feel the precursor to a cold.
Everyone at work seems to have something as well. I’m not kidding when I say that. There are three cases of bronchitis and two with pneumonia.
I think it might be best for Shauna and I to lock ourselves in our house for the next week, and avoid personal contact with the outside world. And maybe just eat toast. I’d hate to get a case of food poisoning.