A blog featuring a disturbing amount of bacon references.
A Public Service Announcement from the Traffic Elimination Center®
I drive a stretch of freeway on my way from work. This stretch is known as Interstate 94. It is wide, with four lanes of traffic. Even during rush hour, unless there is an accident, traffic flows pretty freely.
But there is a phenomenon I have recently unhappily discovered that I wish to warn you about. (more…)
Volume 4: Merging When Your Lane Ends
With summer comes construction. With construction comes lane closures. With lane closures comes asshelmets.
With the advent of summer-like weather (or as we like to refer to summer in Minnesota - “Really? You call this WARM?”) comes the droning of several annoying, large and usually butt-crack ugly modes of transport called the mot-or-cy-cle.
Do you know a motorist who suffers from IBS (Intermittent Braking Syndrome)? This disease, if not caught early, can spread rapidly, sometimes infecting other drivers within a matter of seconds. To protect yourself, learn the warning signs and symptoms of IBS:
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