Our life, a children’s book, Vol. 7

For newcomers, the entire series can be found here.

“AHHH…TIME FOR A NICE, RELAXING NIGHT OF SLEEP,” says Shauna.

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“HELLO! DO YOU ENJOY MY NIGHTLY IMPERSONATION OF A GIANT LASER BEAM BORING A LIGHT TUNNEL THROUGH YOUR SHADES?” says the neighbor’s malfunctioning motion light.

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“GUESS WHAT? I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU LIVE VERY, VERY CLOSE TO THE FIRE STATION!” says the fire truck.

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“AND TWO BLOCKS FROM THE POLICE STATION,” says the police siren.

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“I AM GOING TO REVERSE MY DAYTIME STANCE OF IGNORING YOU BECAUSE I’M SLEEPING IN FAVOR OF NOISILY LICKING MY BUTT ON YOUR PILLOW,” says Sunny.

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Our life, a children’s book, vol. 6

Volumes 1-5 can be found here.

“BEEP BEEP BEEP!” says the alarm clock.

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“IS IT TIME TO WAKE UP ALREADY?!? I’M STILL EXHAUSTED!” says Shauna.

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“GOOD MORNING! DID MY 750 MEOWS KEEP YOU UP?” says Sunny.

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“GOOD MORNING! I HAVE CAREFULLY HUNTED AND KILLED THESE BEANIE BABIES DURING THE NIGHT AND LAID THEM ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU TO TRIP OVER,” says Abby.

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“GUESS WHAT? I WAS SO INVOLVED WITH CHASING A FLY AROUND THE HOUSE THAT I KNOCKED ALL YOUR PAPERWORK OFF THE COUNTER,” says Sunny.

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“ALSO, I AM STARVING, AND ANGRY ABOUT SAID STARVING, SO I PEED IN THE KITCHEN SINK,” says Abby.

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“ZZZZZZZ,” says Shorty.

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Our life: a children’s book, vol. 5

Enjoy! (For the newcomers, the whole series is here.)

“HEY, PETS! I’M HOME FROM WORK. TIME TO ENJOY A NICE RELAXING NIGHT,” says Shauna.

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“ME-ROW!” says the kitty.

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“ME-ROW!!!!!!!!!!!” says the other kitty.

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“LET’S GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW!” says the dog.

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“WAIT FOR US TO BE PUT ON,” says the winter gear.

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“DON’T WE LOOK ALL NICE AND TWINKLY?” say the backyard Christmas lights.

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“HELLO!” says the rabbit in the yard. “I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO RUN FOR MY LIFE, PREFERABLY IN ALL DIRECTIONS.”

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“YAY! A RABBIT,” says the dog. “WHEEEEEE!”

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Our life: a children’s book, vol. 4

Finally, here is the installment about a very weird and unfortunate injury Jason sustained when he was about 6 years old – enjoy! (The whole series is here.)

“I’M HOME FROM KINDERGARTEN!” says Jason.

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“YAY! LET’S PLAY,” says Jason’s brother.

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“EXCUSE ME, I SEEM TO BE MISSING SOME OF THE DECORATIVE TOOTHPICKS YOU BOYS LIKE TO TAPE TO ME,” says the bed.

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“YEAH, YOU KNOW, THE TOOTHPICKS YOU SAVE FROM WHEN YOU GO OUT TO DINNER,” says the sandwich.

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“YEAH, A FEW OF US ARE GONE!” says the toothpicks.

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“LOOKS LIKE I’VE CAUGHT A FEW TOOTHPICKS IN MY 70s SHAGGY FIBERS,” says the carpeting.

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“LET’S PLAY MATCHBOX CARS ON THE CARPET,” says Jason’s brother.

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