Finally
It’s been awhile since Jason talked in his sleep. His last few episodes were just loud moans punctuated by random kicking and flailing, which made having a queen-sized bed very unfortunate. Last week he was finally agitated enough to talk.
Jason: [SCREAMS while kicking madly]
Me: Hey!
Jason: NRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH! [more kicking, plus punches]
Me: Shorty-I mean Jason, wake up! (I was dreaming about Shorty)
Jason, muttering unintelligibly: Something something something?
Me: Are you awake? What are you asking?
Jason, still muttering unintelligibly, but with a definite rise in his voice at the end so his muttering appears to be a question: Something something SOMETHING?
Me, annoyed: Whatever it is you’re asking, the answer is no.
Jason: [quiet]
Me: [rolls eyes]
Jason, suddenly: HEE HEE HEE!!! Now they’re in the f—ing ditch! (Editor’s note: He actually said the words, “HEE HEE HEE.” It was very odd.)
Me: Argh!
Jason: [sound asleep]
Me: [wide awake]
