It’s that time again!
“Stinky cat poop pudding”
Don’t knock it; it’s only got 35 calories.
“Knit my child a tank”
I hope they meant a tank top, because otherwise how disappointed is that kid going to be when his G.I. Joe has to ride around in a knitted army toy?
“Do mice hoard d con pellets”
What else are they going to throw into the pot during their weekly poker games in our garage?
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“All granny panty”
Not all, some. Especially on laundry day.
“Mathematical equation stitching on a baseball”
“Where to find small jello moles”
They meant “molds,” right? Because otherwise I think I know what’s living underneath our front yard: In a world, where evil comes out only at night…to feast on human flesh…it’s the JELLO MOLE!!!
“Sport jacket peanut butter leather”
The follow-up search: “Why thousands deer attracted to jacket?”
“I hit my head on a burger king lamp”
HA HA HA HAHAHAHHA. Sorry. I say you sue that Burger King mascot. He totally deserves it. I can even recommend some lawyers: Wendy and Jimmy John MacDonalds. And their paralegal, Taco John Whitecastle.
“Science Friday junior high school experiments root beer”
You should hang out with us on a Friday night. Because we get wild and crazy and try to see how many marshmallows we can fit into our mouths at once, and we also perform root beer taste tests. Oh, the shenanigans!
“Rib cartilage falls off”
This happened to Jason. It was weird and unexplainable. Also: painful.