March 12, 2010

to be fair, his language is only this bad when he’s asleep

Filed under: Half-Asleep Jason — Shauna @ 9:04 am

This morning, 2:30 a.m.:

Jason: Ahhhh! Get away from me, you (bleep)er!

Me: Huh? Wha?

Jason: The (bleep)ing giant lizard is trying to bite me!!

Me: Heh heh.

Jason, after a long pause: Ow! It bit me!

Me, giggling: Oh. Are you OK?

Jason, after a long, long, looooong pause: (Bleep)er.

8 Comments

  1. Ha ha. Sounds like me yesterday when I had to drive downtown mid-afternoon. :-)

    Comment by LoriD — March 12, 2010 @ 9:24 am

  2. I find it funny that he talks so much in his sleep but I also find it funny that he actually responds to your questioning about what is happening.

    Comment by Christina — March 12, 2010 @ 9:40 am

  3. awesome!

    Comment by Shelly — March 12, 2010 @ 11:14 am

  4. Heh heh. Too funny!

    Comment by Artemisia — March 12, 2010 @ 5:19 pm

  5. Awesome! My husband is also an interactive sleep-talker. Always good for a giggle (the next morning, when I’m not all pissy about having been woken up in the middle of the night, that is).

    Comment by nonsoccermom — March 12, 2010 @ 8:31 pm

  6. [Bleep]ing lizards.

    Hilarious.

    Comment by Buster — March 12, 2010 @ 10:25 pm

  7. Hehee. I once dated a man who snored like a wild bear or something. (As opposed to a TAME bear? *eyeroll for me*) Never had to sleep next to a talker, though I’m told I AM one.

    Comment by amber — March 13, 2010 @ 12:44 am

  8. oh man i LOVE these little vignettes! sleep-talking is HILARIOUS (….when you’re not the one being woken up.)

    Comment by Alice — March 15, 2010 @ 11:53 am

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