sleepswearing
You know, Jason’s sleeptalking used to really annoy me, because he would wake me up, maintain a conversation (that I did not wish to have in the early morning hours and that he did not remember later), and leave me wide awake while he slept peacefully. Now, however, I’m kind of glad he does it, because it’s happening more often, and it usually involves loud swearing, which is hilarious.
Jason: Stupid (bleep)ers!
Shauna, thinking he’s annoyed by the cats, who are being stupid (bleep)ers by rustling around the headboard, chewing on the plastic on the windows, and hopping on our faces with their claws extended, resulting in a scratch on my open eye: What?
Jason: Stop trying to revive the mice in the traps!
Shauna: What?!?
Jason:: The mice in the warehouse. They’re caught in the traps. And the stupid idiots are trying to revive them!
Shauna: Who’s trying to revive them?
Jason: Jim Halpert.
Shauna: Jim Halpert … from The Office?
Jason: I need a job, because my coworkers are imaginary!
Shauna, laughing: Are you awake?
Jason: Hey, stop it! Leave the mice alone, I said!
Shauna: I’ll take that as a “no.”
Jason: I’m talking to you, Jim!!!
This is the best one yet! “They” say that sleepwalking/sleeptalking increases in times of stress. Hope you guys are doing okay.
Comment by LoriD — March 13, 2009 @ 10:40 am
Wow, that is a seriously f’ed up sleep conversation. I don’t know that I could enjoy that kind of thing really early in the morning either.
Comment by Penny — March 13, 2009 @ 11:22 am
This is the best one yet!
Comment by Christina — March 13, 2009 @ 11:40 am
HAAAA. i think my favorite part is that he needs a new job due to invisible coworkers. hee.
Comment by Alice — March 13, 2009 @ 11:41 am
Oh boy. I LAUGHED. Out LOUD. LOL’d, if you will.
“I’m talking to YOU, JIM!” is destined to become some kind of awesome inside joke.
Comment by Tessie — March 13, 2009 @ 12:33 pm
Tee hee – I have to laugh because I talk in my sleep too and my friends have recounted many ODD things I’ve said, including one when I was apparently playing Taboo!
Comment by Mymsie — March 13, 2009 @ 1:07 pm
BRILLIANT!! I love it!
Comment by Shelly — March 13, 2009 @ 1:12 pm
Seriously the very best sleep conversation EVER!!! I wish I had imaginary coworkers.
Comment by Emily — March 13, 2009 @ 2:09 pm
Ha…that was my favorite conversation so far!
Comment by sarah — March 13, 2009 @ 4:20 pm
this made me laugh because I have similar sleep conversations. my husband thinks I’m hilarious.
Comment by hillary — March 13, 2009 @ 5:00 pm
I’ve never heard of someone carrying on a whole conversation. You should tape one.
Comment by jessica — March 13, 2009 @ 11:15 pm
Hilarious!
Comment by julie — March 15, 2009 @ 6:53 pm
I would say I’d like to sleep with your husband, but that seems inappropriate.
Comment by slynnro — March 15, 2009 @ 8:52 pm
It would piss me off soooo much to be woken up but oh – my – goodness…is that ever hilarious!
Comment by Shannon — March 16, 2009 @ 7:24 pm
LMFAO. You need to keep a tape recorder on your nightstand.
Comment by Tink — March 23, 2009 @ 1:14 pm