sleep apathy
Jason, sleep talking: Hey, what are you doing?
Shauna: Huh?
Jason, loudly: HAHAHAHAHA.
Shauna: Shhh!
Jason: Hey!
Shauna: What???
Jason: Come back here!
Shauna, annoyed: Oh, god. Seriously? Wake up.
Jason: I SAID, come back here!
Shauna: Be quiet!
Jason: [laughing maniacally]
Shauna: Jason! Knock it off!
Jason: That’s funny!
Shauna, pissed: Jason. Shut…The…Hell…Up.
Jason: Where were you?
Shauna: Dammit, SHUT UP.
Jason, finally waking up: Why did you wake me up?
Shauna, murderous: YOU woke ME up.
Jason: Was I talking again? What was I saying?
Shauna: We’re not talking about this right now.
Jason: Hey, guess what?
Shauna, exasperated: What?
Jason: It’s only midnight.
Shauna: OK.
Jason: Isn’t that great?
Shauna: What?
Jason: That it’s only midnight. That means we’ve got plenty of sleep left.
Shauna: [fast asleep]
Jason: [continues to talk]
seriously…I love you’re sleeping talks…
Comment by sarah — February 20, 2009 @ 1:09 pm
It’s funny because M talks in his sleep all the time too, but it’s always something lame and boring. In fact, it’s almost always him mumbling about something about work. No fun at all, but I suppose easier to go back to sleep afterwards…
Comment by Gretchen — February 20, 2009 @ 1:33 pm
oh man. i shouldn’t laugh. i HATE getting woken up. by MY GOODNESS these are hilarious
Comment by Alice — February 20, 2009 @ 2:03 pm
hahahahaha THESE are my FAVE posts. Srsly, he is lucky you DON’T murder him.
Comment by stephanie — February 20, 2009 @ 2:18 pm
Actually, it was 11:58. I remember this because… YOU WOKE ME UP!!
Comment by Jason — February 20, 2009 @ 2:19 pm
I love that Jason commented.
Also, this is why my blog is called True(ISH) Story. My fussy friends are always trying to buzzkill my creative license. You say 11:58, I say midnight is easier to type.
Heh.
Love these posts, BTW.
Comment by Tessie — February 20, 2009 @ 3:01 pm
I’m sorry – being an avid sleep-talker myself, I’m siding with Jason on this one. It’s not as though he KNOWS he’s doing it.
Comment by amber — February 22, 2009 @ 7:53 pm
My favorite posts too. Perfectly hilarious. Oh and Jason, AWESOME that you commented!!
Comment by Emily — February 22, 2009 @ 9:27 pm
At least this time, you got to go back to sleep. They usually end with you wide awake.
Comment by Shelly — February 23, 2009 @ 9:46 am
You are a saint for marrying a sleep talker. Disturbing my sleep like this on a regular basis would be grounds for divorce as far as I’m concerned.
Comment by Jess — February 23, 2009 @ 10:37 am