mad lib (#1)
OK, without peeking at the Mad Lib below, give me the following:
1. Adjective
2. Animal
3. Verb ending in -ing
4. Body part
5. Adjective
6. Noun
7. Name of a song you dislike
8. Body part
9. Food
10. Adjective
11. Food
12. Animal
13. Body part
14. Noun
15. Swear word
16. Noun
17. Adjective
18. Food
19. Name of TV show
20. Adjective
Done? OK, now plug in your words for a Wednesday Mad Lib! Enjoy!
Today is a ____________ day. It started with my _________ ___________ my
(adjective) (animal) (verb ending in -ing)
__________. Then traffic was bad because of a ___________ ___________.
(body part) (adjective) (noun)
The grocery store Muzak was playing ____________, which is now stuck in my
(name of song you hate)
______________. The free sample ladies were out of _______________, and they tried
(body part) (food)
to sell me ______________ ____________ instead. When I got back to the parking lot,
(adjective) (food)
there was a ______________ in the front seat. I hit it in the ___________ with a
(animal) (body part)
______________ until it shouted “_______________!” and ran away. When I got home,
(noun) (swear word)
I realized I forgot to buy a _____________ of _______________ ______________. Now
(noun) (adjective) (food)
I’m stuck watching ______________ without ___________ snacks. Bummer.
(TV show) (adjective)

1. Pretty
2. zebra
3. jumping
4. finger
5. stupid
6. carpet
7. Kentucky Woman
8. nose
9. soymilk
10. funktastic
11. green bean
12. mole
13. elbow
14. calendar
15. effing
16. laptop
17. putrid
18. Pad Thai
19. Lost
20. retarded
Comment by Nowheymama — January 28, 2009 @ 2:53 pm
Holy cow you are AMBITIOUS. Me? I am LAZY.
Comment by Artemisia — January 28, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
I LOVE Mad Libs. My hubby just finds them maddening, so until the kidlet is old enough to enjoy them, no Mad Libs for me. Thanks!
Comment by Shelly — January 28, 2009 @ 3:23 pm
HA!!
Today is a slippery day. It started with my rhino sashaying my elbow. Then traffic was bad because of a wet animal pelt. The grocery store Muzak was playing All My Single Ladies, which is now stuck in my upper lip. The free sample ladies were out of bananas, and they tried to sell me shiny haggis instead. When I got back to the parking lot, there was a anteater in the front seat. I hit it in the belly button with a coconut until it shouted “douchebaggery!” and ran away. When I got home, I realized I forgot to buy a sword of pointy oysters. Now I’m stuck watching Rock of Love without brawny snacks. Bummer.
Comment by Alice — January 29, 2009 @ 2:22 pm
MadLibs reminds me of car trips. The word “poop” played heavily.
Comment by Ellie — January 30, 2009 @ 8:02 am
1. Spicy
2. Hedgehog
3. Spinning
4. Ear
5. Foul
6. Volkswagen
7. Back in the Saddle Again
8. Big Toe
9. Pecan Pie
10. Effervescent
11. Broccoli
12. Moose
13. Tummy
14. Beauty Parlor
15. Shit
16. Alaska
17. Frigid
18. Pizza
19. Lost
20. Lumpy
Comment by Grimmie — January 30, 2009 @ 9:59 am