he’s lucky I was still excited about buying a pair of size 6 jeans
Me: Hey, Target must’ve put new lights in their dressing rooms because my butt looked fantastic.
Jason: They must have been magic lights.
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Me: Hey, Target must’ve put new lights in their dressing rooms because my butt looked fantastic.
Jason: They must have been magic lights.
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The only magic here is that you did not kill Jason!
Comment by nonsoccermom — January 11, 2009 @ 10:12 pm
Ah, the real reason he sent roses earlier in the week.
Comment by Shelly — January 12, 2009 @ 7:18 am
EVERY time you set him up for a nice comment, he delivers the opposite. Every time!
Comment by Jess — January 12, 2009 @ 8:22 am
Thanks for the morning giggle! Congrats on the size 6!!!
Comment by Christina — January 12, 2009 @ 8:31 am
“Let me show you my magic kick!”
And awesome on the size 6 jeans!
Comment by Shelly — January 12, 2009 @ 9:00 am
Boys are always mean when they like you.
Comment by LoriD — January 12, 2009 @ 9:34 am
Um, Jason? You didn’t!?!?!?
Comment by Artemisia — January 12, 2009 @ 12:47 pm
You’re welcome for the compliment!
Comment by Jason — January 12, 2009 @ 2:49 pm
::giggle::
Comment by moo — January 12, 2009 @ 2:59 pm
Congrats on the size 6! Maybe Jason will rebound with another flower delivery that features some sort of bauble?
Comment by Julie — January 12, 2009 @ 3:42 pm
HAAAA. did that earn him a smack on the arm? because that would definitely have been justified.
Comment by Alice — January 12, 2009 @ 4:50 pm
Oh NO. No no no. John once said, when I was celebrating a similar surprisingly small size victory, said “wow, Old Navy must really be embracing the vanity sizing, huh?”
*smack!*
Comment by pseudostoops — January 12, 2009 @ 5:16 pm
SO funny. Also, Jason and Brett might be long-lost twin brothers? Because Brett TOTALLY SAYS stuff like that on practically a DAILY BASIS. Gotta love ‘em.
Comment by erin — January 12, 2009 @ 7:55 pm
You know, at Target I have the opposite problem usually. I’m like a size 15! I’m a 6 everywhere else!
Comment by slynnro — January 12, 2009 @ 9:03 pm
Ha! This reminds me of the time Chris told me to get the gray fleece over the pink one, cause the gray one was “slimming”. Hee! I still have it and refer to it as my “slimming fleece”.
Comment by Ami — January 13, 2009 @ 12:44 am
No. They must have been galactic lights because your butt was out of this world!
Comment by kirida — January 13, 2009 @ 8:59 am
hehe…magic lights.
Comment by Sarah — January 13, 2009 @ 10:15 am