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Hi.
We’re going to be missing from here for a bit. Jason’s grandfather passed away Monday night after a short battle with pancreatic cancer. It’s tough. We miss him.
December 17, 2008
December 15, 2008
Somebody needs socks for Christmas
I haven’t had anything to say for awhile now. Shauna covers it all pretty well, but I think she’d keep this one under wraps.
Not me.
Sunday is laundry day in our household. Every week, nearly without fail, we have between three and five loads. During the winter, Shauna’s loads get larger due to her washing every sweater she owns. Me, I’m still in shorts and t-shirts.
Somehow this week, Shauna had 15 pairs of socks in the wash. Remember now, we did laundry last Sunday, there are only seven days in a week, and Shauna only has two feet.
I do not understand this. At all. Not even a little.
Me? I only had six pair in the wash. Apparently I forgot to wear socks one day.
December 10, 2008
For the bacon lover on your list
Bacon stuff to make, buy, try and enjoy. Mmmmmm…bacon.
How to make a Bacon weave
Bacon gift boxes (includes the t-shirt: “Bacon is Meat Candy”)
Watch this hilarious jim gaffigan bacon bit
And don’t forget to wrap your gift in this.
Happy Bacon Holidays!
December 9, 2008
Cold-weather haikus
Hey there, dumb shovel:
I just used you on Sunday
and yet… here we are
hi, mister snowplow!
I bet you’re going to block
our driveway, aren’t you?
Heat – why are you gone?
you’re missing from my fingers:
no circulation
Erbert & Gerbert’s
sandwich ordered long ago;
stomach still rumbling
Bed has flannel sheets
Jason = melting; me = happy
don’t wanna get up
Seriously, what
is up with workplace’s heat?
my hands are FROZEN.
Have Friday off – yay!
Will turn thermostat up high
and nap with the dog.
Your turn!
