November 20, 2008

last night

Filed under: Pets — Shauna @ 11:39 am

We dive into the bedtime routine: I feed the cats while Jason gets Shorty harnessed for his walk. I pull a hat over my head, wrap my enormous scarf around my neck, fight the usual fight against my coat zipper, grab a flashlight. I hear Shorty drinking and his collar jangling. I insert my foot into Sunny’s line of vision: a preemptive strike to keep her from eating Abby’s food. I hear Shorty shaking himself off; Abby’s cue to stop eating and guard herself from his presence, a task she performs so well that Shorty is now afraid of her.

Jason and Shorty emerge. I take the leash as Jason puts on his own shoes and coat. I open the deck door and prepare for Shorty to propel himself off the deck to chase the inevitable rabbit. Tonight the yard is empty, dark clouds visible in the city skyline.

Normally Jason walks Shorty and I hold the flashlight and have poop duty. But tonight I walk him; he is springy in his step, sproinging along the road hurriedly. As we round the block, the wind kicks in. It is, as Minnesotans say ironically, a bit brisk. Shorty starts to run. He loves running and will sometimes run so fast in the yard he’ll trip over himself and roll like a ball. He looks back, seeing if we’re keeping up. I start running with him, smiling at his little legs churning blurrily. He sprints faster, and now we are laughing. My crazy-sounding giggles echo loudly in the darkness, and the sight of Shorty’s little butt running full-tilt to the stoplight makes me laugh even louder. I am sprinting to keep up with him as he pulls me along, my little knee-high sled dog. “Mush!” I cry hysterically, as Shorty puts on another burst of speed, his ears flapping in the breeze. We come to a stop at the end of the block. Shorty’s tongue is wagging and our cheeks are flushed with the cold. We are out of breath but still smiling like fools.

“Good walk, buddy,” we tell him, as he prances up our driveway.

So far, it’s been my favorite.

November 18, 2008

Dichotomies

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Shauna @ 11:58 am

My workplace laid people off yesterday. Once word spread about what was happening (“Seven or eight people are getting laid off!”) everyone spent a horrible half hour willing their phones not to ring and mentally tallying shell-shocked friends marching into the room that held final paperwork and HR. When my supervisor came into my workspace, I was convinced I was gone, but then he called to my coworker instead. While I’m relieved I still have a job, I feel awful for those who don’t. Those of us who remain will now have to pay for parking (a nice perk the company paid for, but will now cost me about $120/month) and pay more for our health insurance, so we’re basically taking a pay cut. I looked into taking the bus, but even that would be about $90/month. It could be worse, I know. I KNOW. But it still sucks.

Shorty loved the PetsHotel he stayed at this weekend. He went willingly with the girl who checked him in and didn’t even look back. When we picked him up, he was like a new dog: all happy and perky and outgoing, walking up to strangers to greet them. According to his “Pawgress report” (hee), he had a great time and didn’t even miss us. It was probably the best thing for him, and the next time we need to board him there, we might even spring for the dog-safe ice cream.

Tonight we have dog training and Shorty’s doing everything he needs to do in Level 2 with the exception of Lying Down. Since he’s so short, he figures, “Dudes, I’m already pretty much down. Why bother? I can easily touch the floor with my nose – see?” The only thing that’s been working is having one of us contort ourselves into a pretzel, stretching a leg out and making Shorty follow a treat under our leg (keeping it low enough so he has to lie down). As soon as he does: CLICK and TREAT. I’m hoping tonight he’ll start to associate the word “down” with the command so we can stop getting numb legs.

I have been craving glazed doughnuts forever, and Jason said we would get some this weekend. This morning I woke up and my first thought was, “Yay! It’s Saturday – time for doughnuts!” Oh, the disappointment – it was pretty significant.

What is it about knitting that brings a sleeping cat immediately to your side to bat at the needles and pounce on the yarn? I mean, the cat doesn’t even need to be in the same room, but as soon as I start working, HELLO! A large orange fuzzball is pawing at the purls and kneading the knits.

This weekend we will be putting plastic on our windows. This will 1) make things warm and toasty inside and 2) prevent Abby from licking the condensation off the windows, which is quite possibly one of the last noises you want to hear at 2:25 a.m.

I am still thinking about those doughnuts. What’s your favorite?

November 14, 2008

Why I yearned to respond to his query of “How did you sleep?” with a punch to the kidney

Filed under: Half-Asleep Jason — Shauna @ 3:18 pm

Shauna: [sound asleep]

Jason: ZZZZZZZZZ.

Shauna: [feels Jason's hand patting her on the head]

Jason: ZZZZZZZZZ.

Shauna: What are you doing?

Jason: [still patting Shauna's head, only HARDER] ZZZZZZZZZZ.

Shauna: Ow! Knock it off!

Jason: [is now smacking Shauna's head very, very hard] ZZZZZZZZZ.

Shauna: Jason! Cut it out!

Jason, awake: What’s your deal?

Shauna: My deal is that you were clubbing me on the head.

Jason: Why’d you wake me up?

Shauna: So you would stop.

Jason: Your talking woke me up!

Shauna: ARGH.

Jason: So I wasn’t petting the dog then?

Shauna: NO.

Jason: ZZZZZZZZZ.

Shauna: [wide awake]

November 13, 2008

NOtivation

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Shauna @ 11:28 am

Every night on my drive home from work, I get motivated and think of all kinds of productive and proactive things to do, whether at home in the evenings or at work if it gets slow (which it is now, unfortunately). I mean, these are grand ideas: I’ll write a short story, I’ll start writing my novel, I’ll create a master to-do list for the house to be completed by June 2009, I’ll rewire our faulty motion light, etc., etc. And then somewhere on the walk from the garage to the house, those goals get shoved aside and replaced by the daily minutiae: Let the dog out, feed the cats, feed the fish, clean the litterbox, swiffer the dog hair, start dinner.

And then all I want to do is relax. There’s no thinking, no creativity; just sitting on the couch letting Jason extend his cribbage-winning streak to 63 games. (Which, by the way, OHMIGOD I fear I will never win another game EVER.)

I need a way to stop the cycle (the non-motivation cycle, not the cribbage losing, although I need to stop that as well). I need motivation. I need ideas.

How do you guys get motivated? Any ideas? (And please don’t tell me to get up earlier or I will laugh derisively in your direction.)