November 14, 2008

Why I yearned to respond to his query of “How did you sleep?” with a punch to the kidney

Filed under: Half-Asleep Jason — Shauna @ 3:18 pm

Shauna: [sound asleep]

Jason: ZZZZZZZZZ.

Shauna: [feels Jason's hand patting her on the head]

Jason: ZZZZZZZZZ.

Shauna: What are you doing?

Jason: [still patting Shauna's head, only HARDER] ZZZZZZZZZZ.

Shauna: Ow! Knock it off!

Jason: [is now smacking Shauna's head very, very hard] ZZZZZZZZZ.

Shauna: Jason! Cut it out!

Jason, awake: What’s your deal?

Shauna: My deal is that you were clubbing me on the head.

Jason: Why’d you wake me up?

Shauna: So you would stop.

Jason: Your talking woke me up!

Shauna: ARGH.

Jason: So I wasn’t petting the dog then?

Shauna: NO.

Jason: ZZZZZZZZZ.

Shauna: [wide awake]

12 Comments

  1. “So I wasn’t petting the dog then?” – AHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love that he asked that AFTER you had told him he was hitting you. Awesome.

    Comment by Shelly — November 14, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

  2. This is NOT FUNNY. Not one little bit. No sir.

    HEE!

    Comment by erin — November 14, 2008 @ 7:58 pm

  3. I just saw this and thought of you and your mad knitting skills: http://monstercrochet.blogspot.com/2006/07/bacon-wrap.html

    Comment by Shannon — November 14, 2008 @ 8:11 pm

  4. Funny, but NOT because I have totally been there! What is it with these husbands of ours?

    Comment by nonsoccermom — November 15, 2008 @ 10:14 am

  5. Ha ha ha! Paul once WHIPPED his arm out and CLUBBED me with it in his sleep. Then I had to lie awake wondering if this meant that in his subconscious he wanted to hit me. And in the morning he was all TOTALLY NORMAL.

    Comment by Swistle — November 15, 2008 @ 7:57 pm

  6. Now that is FUNNY! Does he really pet the dog that hard? :)

    Comment by Julie — November 16, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

  7. one time, I woke up because my husband HEAD BUTTED me in the middle of the night. To this day, he has no recollection of that, or of the dream that sparked the behavior.

    *sigh* HUSBANDS.

    Comment by moo — November 17, 2008 @ 9:47 am

  8. ha. i have been punched in the face by TWO (2) different boyfriends whilst sleeping next to them. who knew this was a regular occurance?? is this how men get out their aggression?

    Comment by Alice — November 17, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

  9. A punch to the kidney is good. A kick to the balls? Even better.

    Comment by Ellie — November 17, 2008 @ 5:41 pm

  10. Sleeping Jason is, like, my FAVORITE. Sorry Shauna, but sometimes funny hurts.

    Thanks for taking one for the team.

    Comment by Whimsy — November 18, 2008 @ 12:29 am

  11. I once had an ex boyfriend who used to elbow me in the head every now and then in his sleep; boy did that hurt. I guess one night I got tired of it, because the next morning he was mad at me, I couldn’t figure out why, and so I asked him and he said that I sat right up in bed and slapped him across the face in my sleep! lol — that’ll learn em’. ;)

    Comment by LLD — November 18, 2008 @ 11:33 am

  12. Torsten and I have conversations when he’s not really awake too, but he is usually sweeter. Like last night I woke him up because he was snoring really loudly, and he mumbled, “Sorry, cutie,” and fell back asleep. And this morning had no recollection of the incident.

    Comment by Jess — November 18, 2008 @ 11:59 am

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