zombie
Very early this morning:
Jason: mumblemumble [SWEAR WORD].
Shauna: Shhhhhhh.
Jason: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shauna: Be quiet!
Jason: And then mumblemumblemumble [SWEAR WORD].
Shauna: Jason, shut UP.
Jason: Hee hee hee hee!
Shauna: Argh, wake UP!
Jason: Why are you talking?
Shauna: YOU were talking.
Jason: Well, what were you doing?
Shauna: SLEEPING.
Jason: Well…so was I.
Shauna: Argh.
Jason: zzzzzzzzzz.
Shauna: [wide awake]

Last night I was awakened by a two-year old zombie listing the toys he wants for Christmas in his sleep.
Comment by Nowheymama — October 31, 2008 @ 9:38 am
Aaron used to talk in his sleep. I kind of miss it because it was hilarious.
Comment by slynnro — October 31, 2008 @ 9:45 am
I’d probably sleep better if Shauna quit waking me up!
Comment by Jason — October 31, 2008 @ 9:51 am
Great story! Must have had something to do with Samhain. I think I was doing something irritating in my sleep last night, cause I remember Barry kicking me a few times this morning.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Comment by Grimmie — October 31, 2008 @ 9:56 am
HA! I have SO been there. Funny! (Except not when it is actually happening to you, of course.)
Comment by nonsoccermom — October 31, 2008 @ 10:11 am
HA HA HA HA! The worst (or best?) is that he laughed every time you told him to shut up. Hilarious! (For me, anyway. I am well rested!)
Comment by Artemisia — October 31, 2008 @ 10:40 am
HA ha! I had my own zombie last night. Bart took a little tour around the house with his penis hanging out of the top of his jammie pants. He remembers none of it.
Comment by LoriD — October 31, 2008 @ 10:45 am
If it becomes a regular occurrence, you will have to find some way to tape his early morning conversations.
Comment by My Buddy Mimi — October 31, 2008 @ 3:13 pm
That’s hilarious! So what was he dreaming about?
Comment by Julie — November 2, 2008 @ 11:04 pm