Things I need
- A nap.
- Some root beer. And circus peanuts. (Yes, still.)
- One or 14 of these for my desk at work.
- A haircut.
- A.J. Pierzynski of the White Sox to continue saying toolish things so I can continue to comment about what a tool he is.
- The awesome shirt I ordered online to not be on backorder.
- A gigantic cribbage-winning streak to commence.
- A massage.
- To start knitting again.
- Creative inspiration.
- A snuggly dog or cat in my lap.
- The rain to stop so I can mow the lawn tonight. (On second thought, never mind. I like the sound of it hitting the skylights.)
How about you?
Oy, Pierzynski. A. and I were watching a game and he made it to first. The camera panned in on him. I said to A.: “Man, he looks like one arragant son-of-a-b…” A., knowing I’d never seen the man, never heard anything about him, never read an article about him, said: “Wow. You picked that up fast. He’s kind of famous for being an a-hole, and DE couldn’t stand him.”
Huh.
I need: lunch
someone to clean my house for me
Belle to quit waking me up at 4:30 a.m.
And my printer at work to quit acting that a damn sissy.
I hope you get lots of snuggles tonight!
GO TWINS!!!
Comment by Artemisia — September 25, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
Just clicked over to see those stamps – GENIUS.
Comment by Artemisia — September 25, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
I think I need one of those stamps, too!
I also need:
An attitude adjustment.
To win the lottery.
Comment by nonsoccermom — September 25, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
I definitely need that stamp. And a day off. And a maid.
Comment by LoriD — September 25, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
Need? I need a nap. More time for my part-time work gig. A good headache medicine. A maid. A personal trainer to kick me out of bed and into an exercise routine.
But I ***want*** a million dollars.
Comment by Whimsy — September 25, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
i also need those stamps. and one that just says “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.”
more needs:
a massage (good call)
the willpower to actually work out every day
gorgeous abs, while we’re at it
Comment by Alice — September 25, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
I need a drink. Non-alcoholic, though. I’m just thirsty.
Comment by Jess — September 25, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
I need a drink too. But I would prefer an alcoholic one at the moment. A nice cold beer would be great. Especially if it was on a beach somewhere instead of here in my work cubicle.
Comment by Becky — September 25, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
Oy! I need a haircut, a massage, and to start knitting again too! I also need to clean my bathroom (it’s getting VERY scary in there), and to be able to sleep in past 5:15 in the morning. Sigh. Other than that…I’m good
Comment by sarah — September 25, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
Your love for circus peanuts truly makes me feel like I have found a kindred spirit. I can’t even tell John that I eat them because he makes such exaggerated gagging noises- they live hidden in shame in the very back of a desk drawer, in all their orange smooshy glory.
Comment by pseudostoops — September 25, 2008 @ 3:36 pm
I need for it to be 10/17 so I’ll be on vacation!
Comment by Deni — September 25, 2008 @ 8:43 pm
Sleep.
Also, time.
Comment by erin — September 26, 2008 @ 7:19 am
Motivation.
Comment by Ellie — September 26, 2008 @ 8:25 am
Must. have. that. stamp.
An uninterrupted 8-hours of sleep and a husband home from Ft Leonard Wood would also be lovely.
Comment by julie — September 29, 2008 @ 12:01 pm