picture day
Jason: I have to have my picture taken by a professional photographer at work tomorrow.
Me: What for?
Jason: Our work website.
Me: That’s cool.
Jason: Yeah. Someone sent out a link to another company’s website, and when you clicked on an employee’s name, 4 different pictures rotated through. The first photo was serious, then the rest were goofy poses.
Me: Wow, fancy.
Jason: Yeah. And when they said to dress business casual, they also said to bring props.
Me: Props? What kind of props?
Jason: I don’t know.
Me: Like your high school football jersey?
Jason: Ha!
Me: Maybe you should bring a pipe!
Jason: Um, no.
Me: What are you going to do then?
Jason: The only thing I can do. Bring my guitar and a Trans Am.

Ha! I’d laugh at a pipe photo or one with a baby doll. Or your man you pass back and forth.
Comment by Shannon — April 29, 2008 @ 9:20 am
But of course the guitar and Trans Am. What else? You guys crack me up.
Comment by JMC — April 29, 2008 @ 9:28 am
Shannon,
Yes! He should’ve brought The Thing! Oh, the missed opportunity!
Comment by Shauna — April 29, 2008 @ 9:33 am
I worked with a Sales Rep at a previous job and on the Rep Firm web site they all had Glamour Shots photos. The owner was the only male and all of his poor female reps had to go get Glamour Shots. Horrible.
If only The Thing would have gone with Jason today. That would have been awesome!
Comment by Emily — April 29, 2008 @ 9:39 am
Ugg, I was TOTALLY going to suggest The Thing!
One of the most popular senior picture props in my high school was a FOUR WHEELER. Oh god.
Comment by Tessie — April 29, 2008 @ 9:48 am
Funky! My company is sooooo not like that.
Comment by Jess — April 29, 2008 @ 9:51 am
Oh the hysteria!!
Comment by Saly — April 29, 2008 @ 10:38 am
Hahah!! You MUST post the pictures. I have a Christmas card photo TM and I took that involves a sled. It is hilarious and once it’s scanned I’m going to post it so you all can have a good laugh at my expense.
Comment by banana — April 29, 2008 @ 11:00 am
The Thing would have been awesome! Either way it sounds like a cool idea. I’m assuming this is for their employee directory thing. Ours is incredibly lame, and only features people who worked here during this certain brief time period since HR kind of lost interest in it shortly after taking all of our photos. Pointless.
Comment by nonsoccermom — April 29, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
Ha ha! A. would definitely bring his freakin’ MOOSE MOUNT. I swear.
Comment by Artemisia — April 29, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
ugh, i HATE my photo on the company directory. not only do i look approximately 19, i also look SO! EXCITED! TO! BE! WORKING! HERE!!1!!11!!! gah.
Comment by Alice — April 29, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
I just had to give THIS to you
Comment by Parkingathome — April 29, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
Props? Where does he work and can I work there? Awesome.
Comment by slynnro — April 29, 2008 @ 4:29 pm
Parkingathome,
THANK YOU for that link!
Comment by Shauna — April 30, 2008 @ 8:27 am
Off topic of the picture but also about bacon. Have you heard of bacon salt?
http://www.baconsalt.com/
Comment by Emily — April 30, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
Emily,
I have, and I need to order some PRONTO. Thanks for the link!
Comment by Shauna — April 30, 2008 @ 2:39 pm