Masthead #17 – iPod
I really feel bad for Jason, because he had to endure me blathering on about creating this masthead:
Me: Look, I made the iPod from scratch.
Jason: Uh-huh.
Me: Dude, from scratch!
Jason: That’s cool.
Me: I even used the words “pickles,” “dimes” and “bacon” for the menu screen!
Jason: That’s great.
Me: And I added dimes to the musical notes and a shaded pickle behind the iPod so it still stays with the P&D theme!
Jason: Are we done here?
Me: And I created the typography myself, too – from scratch!
Jason: I’m out of here.
Me: From SCRATCH!


I need like 110% validation, too. Like if I say something funny, I need my husband to not only laugh, but to actually say, “Wow, that was an immensely funny comedy jewel you just graced me with. I am so lucky to be married to you!” He never says it though.
Comment by kirida — March 27, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
I’m like that too, but I don’t even waste my time trying to get my husband to praise me on his own. I tell him, “Man, I’m awesome.” Or, “I ROCK!” etc. etc. And if that still doesn’t satisfy me then I inform him that I need him to praise me. I plead, “Grade me! Grade me!” and he usually snickers and then obliges by agreeing that I’m awesome. I’m such a dork
Comment by Gretchen — March 27, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
wow. i haven’t the VAGUEST IDEA how to go about making mastheads, much less from scratch. typography!? you.. made it? i am in awe.
Comment by Alice — March 27, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
I think it’s beautiful!!!!!
Comment by Shelly — March 27, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
But it’s awesome! I couldn’t do that even not from scratch. You are TALENTED.
Comment by Jess — March 27, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
Alice,
I should clarify that I didn’t make the font in the typography (I think it’s “Impact”), but I created the look that makes it appear all shiny and gel-like.
Comment by Shauna — March 27, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
Well, I think you’re supercool, even if Jason doesn’t get it.
Comment by Saly — March 27, 2008 @ 1:48 pm
Saly,
Jason really gets excited about me making mastheads, only I seem to sometimes talk about them A LOT, and yeah…I feel his pain, I’m saying.
Comment by Shauna — March 27, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
Something about my firewall, I can never see your mastheads, just the white box with the red x. I will have to head down to my local internet cafe to peruse your handiwork.
Comment by My Buddy Mimi — March 27, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
That is awesome!
Comment by Susan — March 27, 2008 @ 6:13 pm
Ooooo, from scratch! A.’s eyes glaze over when Adult Swim comes on and I start getting all twitchy and excited when they list the Pantone colors on their ads…
Comment by Artemisia — March 28, 2008 @ 10:15 am
Well, even if Jason is impressed, I THOROUGHLY AM! I don’t even know what it means to make the type from scratch. Like, it means NOTHING to me. And anything I don’t know a damn thing about impresses me to no end.
So, BRAVO Shauna!
Comment by Stephanie — March 28, 2008 @ 5:58 pm