TGIF
This WEEK, my God. I spent 90% of it thinking it was Friday. It wasn’t. Not on Monday, not on Tuesday, not on Wednesday, and especially not on Thursday, when I made the same mistake no less than six times and ended the day by cheerfully chirping to my coworker, “Have a great weekend!”
Instead of my usual “Life is pretty OK” balance, this week tag-teamed me with “today is FANTAAAASTIC” and “today SUCKS” so many times that my lifespan has essentially been shortened a good 10 years.
Now I’m only going to live to be 130.
This week sucked so badly that I opened up a new entry in Blogger and, having decided NOT to post something bitchy today, had to leave it open for like 3 hours until I thought of something. SAD.
I fully believe that I will live to be over 100. Is that…weird?
Comment by Tessie — December 7, 2007 @ 1:45 pm
I always thought I’d die in my 60s. Now that I’m older I realize how young that is. I hope to god I was wrong.
Comment by Jess — December 7, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
UGHHHH, I SO agree with you on this… it has been like a karmic bitch slap at least 10 times for me as well!
Well, TGIF FINALLY
Comment by Christina — December 7, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
No shit. NO SHIT!
Have a great weekend, and may it drag out forever.
Comment by Artemisia — December 7, 2007 @ 3:40 pm