Road trip
Bladder: I gotta pee.
Brain: Look, we just passed a restroom 30 feet ago. We’re not going by another one for at least another 2 hours.
Bladder: Aw, man.
Brain: That’s why I told you to go earlier.
Bladder: I didn’t have to go earlier.
Brain: You just think you have to go because you’re cold.
Stomach: I’m hungry!
Brain: No, you’re not. You can’t be. You just ate.
Nerve: Someone keeps pinching me!
Neck: He started it.
Nerve: I did not!
Brain: ARGH! Everybody shut UP!
Left leg: Someone keeps kicking me!
Right leg: But I’m bored. And jittery.
Bladder: All that kicking makes me have to pee.
Brain: Oh, jesus! Everybody shut up or I’m turning this body around and heading home.
Everybody: Sounds good to me.
And no one is saying “Are we there yet?”
Comment by My Buddy Mimi — November 13, 2007 @ 3:34 pm
My brother-in-law once drew a cartoon depicting my 3-year-old nephew stopping by the side of the road to pee next to a sign that said “Rest Stop: 1 mile”. When you gotta go you gotta go!
Comment by Tessie — November 13, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
Great interpretation of the delights of travel!
Comment by Artemisia — November 13, 2007 @ 3:50 pm
Thanks for a great laugh!
Comment by Gretchen — November 13, 2007 @ 4:53 pm
This is AWESOME.
Comment by Swistle — November 13, 2007 @ 8:44 pm