A tale of two cities stomach churns
Here we are after first arriving at Valleyfair, all sun-squinty and excited at the prospect of 8 hours of unparalleled fun.
And here’s Jason six hours later on Wild Thing, posing for the camera alone while the couple behind him makes out. Where was I, you ask? Well, I was sitting at a table with my head in my lap, trying to coordinate the stomach spinning with the head spinning so that I could buy enough time to make it back to the car without dying.
The really sad thing? Is that I suffered for a day and a half from a ride that lasted two minutes.
