My brain today, at work
Left brain: We should really work on this brand guidelines document.
Right brain: No – screw that. Let’s watch that guy play Canon in D on electric guitar again.
Left brain: No! Besides, we’re not walking down the aisle to that at the wedding.
Right brain: That’s what you think.
Left brain: Come on, let’s do some more research on direct mail trends.
Right brain: God, you’re SO boring. Let’s order that bacon chocolate bar instead.
Left brain: Is that all you think about? Bacon?
Right brain: Pretty much. That and how Bruce Willis is the coolest guy on the planet. Oh – and buffalo wings.
Left brain: I am done talking with you.
Right brain: That’s too bad, because I’m just getting started…
Left brain: [...]
Right brain: Hey, since you won’t watch that Canon in D song again, maybe we can look up appropriate songs to play during the sand ceremony at the wedding.
Left brain: That’s actually a decent idea. We-
Right brain: We could do Enter Sandman. Get it?
Left brain: Right. Because a Metallica song during the wedding is totally appropriate.
Right brain: Who said anything about Metallica? It would be the version from Harptallica. Totally classy – and appropriate. People would be in the audience listening and then think, “Wait a minute…is this Enter Sandman???”
Left brain: My god, that’s genius!
Right brain: I know. Hey, let’s go grab that mini bag of Cheetos from the snack tray, OK?
Left brain: Yeah – we’ve earned it.
