Things Shauna Cannot Do – Part III
1. Keep from rolling her eyes when someone says “convo” for “conversation.”
2. Resist trying to pet the rabbits that hang out in the yard every morning.
3. Take a shower without fearing an attack from house centipedes.
4. Refrain from petting Abby’s pooch even though it’s been made painfully clear that behavior is not condoned.
5. Stop drinking soda - ever.
6. Speed along Hwy. 12 near Benson without getting pulled over.
7. Forgive CBS for screwing over “The King of Queens.”
8. Keep from laughing about the fact that her cousin now has to deal with Randy Moss on his favorite team.
9. Swallow her quarter-sized vitamin every morning without gagging.
10. Change the channel from “Scarred” even though it turns her stomach.
