Pickles & Dimes

Vegas was awesome. I may not have won thousmillions at roulette or spotted George Clooney, but I did get to touch a Blue Man, win $10 at the penny slots, gorge myself on mac-n-cheese at the buffet, and hold a creature from Australia:

My expression did not quite jibe with my mindset, which was more along the lines of, “If this thing so much as twitches, I’m dropping it and running away at full speed.”