Google this – part IV
Once again, I humbly present the wacky and weird (and just plain HUH?) searches that people used to end up on this site.
“rockstar supernova maplewood myth reviews”
The big winner with 12 searches. It’s a cool club where we saw a cool concert only after the ill-prepared nightclub staff made us wait 30 extra minutes in below-zero temperatures. But the Myth has a nice floor to sit on while you’re trying not to puke from the stabbing pain your nearly frostbitten feet emit as they thaw out. Not that I would know this personally, of course.
“kraft egg noodle dinner”
There were 7 searches for this. Once again, Kraft Egg Noodle Dinner is now called Kraft Noodle Classics and it is the same thing. And it’s still awesome. You can buy it at Festival Foods (if you have one near you), or order it online from here.
“two second rule car”
This is an urban legend. Supposedly, if you follow this guideline lives will be saved, but if you try this in Minneapolis, seventeen cars will wedge themselves into that space. In two seconds.
“atomic shopping – carmela”
Best shopping show ever. It’s fun to bet Jason how long it will take Carmela to slap Steve upside the head for constantly interrupting her. Also, I like to watch because Carmela’s hairstyle is never the same.
“pickles that are perky” and “pickles addictive”
Perky pickles? Seriously? Am I missing something here – is this a desirable trait? And do people need to go to counseling for a “pickles” addiction? Or are these double entendres? Oh, I get it now. You people are naughty.
“seinfeld bobbleheads”
We don’t have any Seinfeld bobbleheads, but we do have:
- Jenna Jameson, because we are classy
- Dwight Schrute from The Office, because he is awesome
- The Twins mascot, for obvious reasons
- Former Twins great Bert Blyleven, wearing gear from the ill-fated Victory Sports Network, because we like to make fun of Carl Pohlad’s bad business decisions whenever possible, and
- Three (3) Jacque Jones bobbleheads that we have inexplicably accumulated over the years, because we are quietly forming an Army of Former Twins Players with French Names.
“twisted sister christmas concert review”
This would be Jason’s area of expertise, although it’s not a bad album and I was surprised to realize that “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” and “We’re Not Gonna Take It” have the same melody.
“rodents eating potatoes in our garage”
Maybe you shouldn’t leave your potatoes in the garage, right next to open jars of peanut butter.
“he looked cute in my dress”
Wow, I’m not sure how this person ended up on the site with this search, but good for them, I guess? I can’t tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
“humans eating dcon”
I’m no expert, but I would guess this isn’t a good idea. Unless they can somehow serve it as the main ingredient on Iron Chef – with annoying celebrities as the judges.
