The Thing – Vol. 8
Ever since The Thing accompanied us to the Motley Crue/Aerosmith concert a few months ago, he’s been acting strange.
First came his penchant for swearing repeatedly while playing darts. He also refused to stand the correct distance from the board when throwing. I still have the scar.
Then came his addictive behavior: smoking. Inside the house, even. And he doesn’t use an ashtray.
And finally, we caught him with some less-than-savory characters. That’s Jenna Jameson. Even in this weather she doesn’t dress appropriately.
He’s out of control. That’s the last time we let him listen to an 80s hair band.
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