Things Shauna Cannot Do – Part I
1. Gauge the correct amount of spaghetti to cook for two individuals.
2. Ever correctly tell you which direction North is facing.
3. Keep herself from laughing when people slip on the ice.
4. Withhold curse words when her fantasy football team tanks.
5. Have any semblance of aim when playing darts.
6. Correctly pronounce the word “triathlon” on the first try.
7. Handle the truth.
8. Get the songs “Baby Got Back,” “Iron Man,” and “Breakin’ the Law” out of her head for more than 24 hours.
9. Wrap her mind around Lexus’ self parallel parking feature.
10. Understand how Jenna Elfman keeps getting work.
“realtor” is another one of those words. It always comes out “relator”….then again it could be just me!
Comment by Becky — November 21, 2006 @ 7:19 am