Campaign trail
It’s election time again, and well, something near and dear to me is campaigning pretty hard. Its nickname is Big Z, which stands for Big Zit, because it’s not just one little zit, it’s like five zits in one and its party headquarters are on my chin. It’s been going door to door and irritating me with mudslinging commercials denouncing its opponent, Clear Skin, and it’s like, “blah blah blah, I’m Big Z and I approve this message.” And I’m telling it, “NO. I am not voting for you. You not only break promises; you make me BREAK OUT at inopportune moments.” And then it laughs and raises my taxes.
I’m so voting Independent this time. I hear good things about their candidate Clearasil.
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