Common senseless
Things I should’ve realized, part 1: Cats have absolutely no concept of Daylight Savings Time.
Things I should’ve realized, part 2: I should never watch horror movies anymore at Jason’s insistence, because he falls asleep during them, which results in me jumping out of my skin, especially when the crappy 1970s Amityville Horror audio goes in and out during conversations, and I end up jacking up the volume to compensate only to have my eardrums shattered during the screaming scenes. Also, our dryer has this highly annoying buzzing feature on it that signifies CLOTHES=DRY and also, HEART=STOPPED and LIFESPAN=SHORTENED.
