mices, meeses
Due to Jason’s totally “hypothetical” question of, “Hey, can mice climb up the side of a porcelain toilet bowl, you know, hypothetically?” I have been somewhat…reluctant to use our downstairs bathroom where said incident may or may not have taken place. I remembered seeing the teeny baby mice in our detached garage and noticed the lack of parental units, and surmised that adult mice could quite possibly be lurking behind our toilet, waiting, as Jason claimed, to climb up the side of the bowl while it was otherwise occupied, clamoring along until the occupant freaks out accordingly.
Now Jason is claiming it was all a “nightmare,” as it was 5:00 in the morning and he was going to the bathroom with the lights off, so he must’ve “fallen asleep” while on the throne. And dreamt about a “mouse” brushing up against his bare leg before scurrying out of sight.
I’m not sure which disturbs me more: the thought of rodents spelunking down our toilet bowl, or that my boyfriend’s mild case of narcolepsy allows him to fall asleep anywhere, at anytime.
