Pickles & Dimes

I got a new picture for my driver’s license. It looks a *million* times better. Note: it took me 3 minutes to do my stuff in there, including getting my picture taken and having the eye exam. Everyone else seemed to have gigantic, time-wasting issues: “Yes, I’m an illegal immigrant who barely speaks English and I have this stolen vehicle without plates on it, and I have no money and I had my dog drive me over here because I don’t have this license thing the cops keep referring to…and also, I’m BLIND.”