Pickles & Dimes

I just passed one of our accounting people, and she was filing while holding a Burger King crown in her left hand.

Do you know a motorist who suffers from IBS (Intermittent Braking Syndrome)? This disease, if not caught early, can spread rapidly, sometimes infecting other drivers within a matter of seconds. To protect yourself, learn the warning signs and symptoms of IBS:
(more…)

DUDE.

There is no need to fill every single second of airtime with your incessant prattling. I realize that you probably have a whole fistful of index cards full of useless trivia and statistics at your disposal, but you really needed to shut up once in awhile.

Seriously. Your life depends on it.

On Saturday night Jason and I both got our second wind and stayed up way later than we should have, like two stubborn kids who are exhausted but refuse to go to bed. I was reading on the couch and Jason was right next to me, reading a magazine with a glass of water in his hand.

A few minutes later I heard the unmistakable sound of water spilling and looked up to see he’d dumped the contents right into his lap. He jumped up asking, “Why am I wet!?!” while peeling off his shorts. I went to get some paper towels and said, “Maybe we should go to bed.” Still half asleep, he asked indignantly, “Because I’m pantless?!?“

That would be one reason, yes.