My so-called revenge
I thought this week at work would be a relatively easy one with the president gone. But no. I’ve already had two straight days without a break putting together this stupid presentation for a very large bank. I now refuse to do business with this bank just because of the fact that they had this due during the holidays. Plus, you’d think I was the only competent person working here, with all the requests I’m getting. And I know that’s not true - I’m highly incompetent.
To compensate for my workload, I ordered Jimmy John’s. When they delivered my order, I found they forgot my kettle chips. That was the whole reason I ordered from them - screw the sandwich, I wanted needed the chips.
If I were ever to exact revenge upon someone, I wouldn’t kill them or torture them or anything like that; I would curse them with a thousand little annoyances for the rest of their life. Things like their alarm clock not going off, not having hot water in the shower, spilling coffee on themselves, being stuck in a huge traffic jam, getting a paper cut, having their lunch order be wrong, missing the bus, etc., etc. So they’d never have a truly awful day, but they’d never have a truly good day either.
I wonder who cursed me today?
