Swing(line) your partner
Don’t come to me at work when I have a 60-page RFP to complete in 2 days with minimal assistance, 3 worthless meetings on the horizon, a marketing campaign I’m really excited to work on but can’t get the time, and ask me to do a special marketing piece to target ONE petty customer with the only instructions being: “Oh, I don’t know. Make it pretty. Use your imagination.”
I’m using it right now to bludgeon your skull with my stapler.
